What would happen if Congress were to prepare breakfast together?

A simple analogy to the way congress is currently behaving is to imagine what would happen if they were given a couple of eggs to share for breakfast.

The Far left would want to make a huge omelet, spend more money and invite more people and turn it into a banquet. They would insist on having bacon because they really want to add pork to everything they do.

The Far Right would insist on giving one of the eggs to the rich, and want the other one poached. They want limited breakfast just like our founding fathers. They to would insist on Pork, but would want ham just to be different. They would not agree with anything their colleagues on the left wanted as part of the breakfast, even if it was something they used to like.

The Left would refuse to eat with the right. The Right would declare that they would rather not eat then eat with the left. Then they would crack the egos over each others heads and we would end with a mess.

Sound familiar?

Check out a video representation of a Congress making breakfast